So after I introduced myself I was thinking about a neutral topic to talk about. You know, me being a goddess and everything, is not easy for humans.
So I won`t talk about my real family because let’s face it, Zeus or Aphrodite can be a little overwhelming, so I will talk about something that humans could easily digest. Like blogging or, why not, networking.
First of all, I`m not a blogger
My first diary was one of those Locked diaries with cartoons…mine was with Barbie. Now I just can`t keep writing in something like that. Humans will think that I`m not just insane because I have imaginary friends, but they will also think that I`m stupid, which I`m not. Maybe I`m a little blunt, but I`m blonde, so that`s an understatement, right? 🙂
So I started this online diary because I wanted to be fashionable. Blogging, right?
Well guess what, I don`t know much about it so it`s not really my problem. I just write…
In the last few years humans started to live virtually.
Everything that we do we do it online. We shop, we connect, we talk, we visit and so on.
Now if you don`t have FB, netlog, myspace or some other crappy networking life you don`t exist.
I’ve just started my online life, and let me tell you, my godhood family is in all the networking sites that you can imagine.
My uncle Hades just added me to his Twitter friends. I mean, c`mon, you rule the Underworld, don`t you have anything better to do, like tormenting some souls, or something? My aunt Aphrodite spreads her love and desire all over ‘My space’ and my good old uncle Ares fabricates evidence for BBC News on Facebook so he can start a new war in Africa.
Is it just me or the world is coming to an ending? And what an ending…
However, I have my profile everywhere I can think of because I wanna be like all humans.
So how did I start this blog? First of all I googled the most popular online blog-publishing services and I found wordpress.com.
After that it was relatively simple.I googled Blogging for dummies and I received some steps – useful ones by the way – how to start blogging.
So here I am with my blog, with my open diary for all the readers in the world.